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A Thief in the Night (Epilogue for "Guile & Guilt")
After a long, exhausting tour, Johnny MacTavish comes home to find a thief in his kitchen. The most bonnie lass in the whole wide world has gone and stolen his tee shirt.
Your loving boyfriend, Johnny MacTavish, takes you for a ride on his motorcycle as his pretty little backpack. After spending the day buying you everything your heart desires, you decide to tease him, and he decides to teach you a lesson.
Your best friend has warned you to stay far, far away from her younger brother — infamous party boy, Sergeant Johnny MacTavish. However, when she asks you to be her maid of honor in her wedding, you and Johnny end up closer than you ever expected.
Johnny paused his efforts, digging around in Simon’s nightstand, finding his stache. The little white box of menthol cigarettes seemed to taunt him, laughing at his pitiful need. Then, like some sort of fiend, Johnny held the half-used pack to his nose and let his hips grind into the bed once more.
Soap gave Ghost an advent calendar this year. Every day was a new surprise - socks, hard cheese, the usual. Everything was normal until Christmas Eve rolled around and Ghost opened the last box to find it empty. He calls up the muppet to chastise him for his mistake, only to hear the phone ringing outside of his door.
Your first porno shoot doesn't go exactly to plan. Your co-star, Johnny "Dangerous" MacTavish, sets his sights on you and makes you his personal project.
Johnny thought he'd leave his pretty black leather collar at home when he went into the field last month. When he walked into the door tonight, he saw his collar and leash hanging in the window, dangling like a shining medal, and he knew he was in for a true punishment.
The intel Ghost gathered about the latest op was bad, very bad. Now, because of one simple mistake, Soap and Ghost have to hide together, injured and desperate in a shelter until their rescue party arrives.
You and Price have a Merry Friends-mas dinner party and catch Ghost and Soap fucking in the greenhouse.