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John Price is chasing you through time and space, and every time he dies, he jumps to a new timeline where he hunts you down all over again. He promises you that he will be your protector, even after a hundred little deaths, you are still his one true love, his one true mission, and his one true purpose for every breath he takes. When he finally finds his happy ending, it makes his devotion to you even sweeter.
(This is my 100th COD fic!)
John comes home from a rough meeting, and you comfort him in the best way you know how.
Your husband, John Price, has fallen into a pattern of behavior that seems to be moving him farther and farther away from you. But, you refuse to play second fiddle for long.
Your husband, John Price, has had strange cravings lately. Even more interesting have been his creative, bright ideas...
Captain John Price comes back to you after a long tour as a changed man.
After breaking up before his last tour, John Price spent six months dreaming of having you back. When he sees you on a date with another man, he decides enough is enough. You need to come back home. Now.
Captain Price punishes you for putting your life at risk on your mission together.
You've been a very bad girl, and your husband, John Price, comes home to teach you a lesson with his thick, leather belt.
After being shot in the leg, Captain Price is put on strict bed rest by his medic: you. When he threatens to break your orders, you decide to use your rank against him.
They say that good fences make good neighbors, but when you share an apartment balcony with a handsome, kind, and single British SAS captain, you start to wonder if a fence is going to be enough to keep you away.
This is a smutty epilogue to my Fluffuary 2024 fic, "Good Fences". It can be read as a standalone.
Captain John Price is having dreams. He can feel a powerful Force user somewhere out in the black emptiness of space, but it's not until he is confronted with her signature that he understands her true abilities as well as his own.
When you agreed to come over to John Price’s house for drinks, you had no idea it would escalate so damn swiftly.
You worked as a safehouse manager for the 141, hired by the infamous Captain John "Bravo Six" Price, the most feared soldier in the modern world. It had been months since you'd seen him, but now he was asking you to open your house for him and his men. Somehow, this time was different, and you knew he needed your help.
John Price takes you with him to finish his tattoo, and he buys you a tongue ring.
Captain Price is on deployment and, when he calls you late at night, he just can’t help himself.
John Price has been trying to convince you to make him a father, and you finally grant his wish.
Captain John Price has a medal ceremony and you help him get ready for his big event.
In the middle of the night, you and Captain Price decide to play a little game of cat and mouse. When he's caught, you edge him within an inch of his life. But, as soon as he's free, he wants his revenge.
John Price is absolutely fed up with the bad sex he has to listen to next door. His neighbor is way too hot to be subjected to sex that terrible, so he decides to take matters into his own hands.
John Price takes you out on your first date since you brought your baby home, and you need help milking your full, swollen breasts.
While you sleep, Captain John Price explores your body, waking you up to demand your submission to his hot desire.
Captain Price has decided to chase you down and get his revenge after you withheld his orgasm from him. He hunts you through the base, and once he finds you, he's ready to remind you who's actually in charge around here.
Separated from the rest of your team, you and Captain Price head for cover from an incoming blizzard in an abandoned shack. The catch? There's only one bed...
John Price buys you a remote-controlled dildo and tortures you with it as you cook dinner.
After agreeing to let him use you whenever he wants, Captain Price fucks you freely while you’re studying, making you read your chapter out loud.
You dutifully cock warm Captain Price while he’s on a Skype call with Laswell.
You get assaulted by a Tinder date in the alley by your apartment. But, you’re saved by an enormous, rabid beast. (Un)Fortunately for you, you discover that it is actually your hot neighbor, Captain John Price, and all he wants is your submission. A comedy of (t)errors!
Captain John Price is putting you through the ropes as his new recruit. He takes you out for a field test to see how long you can evade capture. When he finally gets his hands on you, you realize you're in for a lot more than just a training session.
Working late in the office, you overhear Captain Price listening to some very not safe for work movies, so you interrupt him.
You’re going through survival training with the 141 as their new trainee. Two things are true: Tents are not as private as they seem, and Captain Price doesn’t give a shit.
Captain Price has been begging to get you alone, and when he finally does, he makes you get yourself off on his thick thigh.
Captain Price opens a package, thinking it’s intel, but it’s a sex pollen. The only cure? Your pussy, apparently.
Captain Price wants to eat your pussy, and he’s not letting a little blood stand in his way.
You were just trying to get the house ready for a Halloween party, but you got trapped when you were trying to pull down boxes from the attic. The ever-helpful John Price comes to your rescue…eventually.
Price fucks you in your tent and his soldiers gather around to watch. However, from an outsider's perspective, you look like you're being used. So, the 141 come to your rescue... and then they come on your face!
Price’s huge, hulking body rose up out of the hot tub, steaming and pink, and he dove into the cool water of the pool in nothing but his black boxer-briefs, his heavy cock and balls hanging in the wet fabric. He swam right up next to you, stalking you like a shark, getting himself between you and Johnny.
Captain Price teaches you how to wrestle, and when he gets you in a chokehold, you get more than you bargained for.
John Price convinces you to try using a butt plug for the first time, letting you use him for practice. It has definitely awakened something in you, and you're ready for more...
Captain John Price is king of the Seven Seas, and after he saves your life, you owe him a debt. His fee? To take you as his wife.
Injured in the line of duty, you can't even manage to wash your own hair. Captain John Price decides to help you out.
Captain Price is stuck in a run-down safe house with you and the team. With the rest of the task force in the adjoining room, you jack off together, watching each other quietly find ecstasy in the dark.
You meet John at a key party, but little do you know, he's not leaving things up to chance.
John Price works as a shipping foreman down at the docks, and he's a regular at your bar. He gets hurt at work, and you use your first aid kit to help him out.
It has been nearly ten years since John Price had even heard a whisper of your name, but ever since you left him a memento on his desk, he knows you’re back. So, he sets out to find you.
Captain Price notices you, his newest recruit, are a little shy and reserved. He partners up with you and tries to get you to come out of your shell...
Hades!John Price discovers a Reader!Persephone in her flower grove and decides to steal her down to the Underworld to take her as his queen.
After a long mission, you’re slowly making your way back to England, hitching rides with local extraction teams to avoid Russian detection. Somewhere in the Mediterranean, you and the 141 make camp on an island beach and discover an old bottle of rum. Once the sun sets, the rum goes straight to your head, and you and your captain get tangled up in a hammock.
You are fiercely independent, and no one has ever been able to make you give up the absolute stranglehold you have over the control of your own life. However, you may have met your match when it comes to John Price.
John Price is an avid motorcycle enthusiast. After putting ten thousand miles on his Triumph, he drives it into your shop for service, and he has to decide if your mechanic skills are the only thing he wants from you.
After the war, you and John need some rest. So, as soon as you get some much-needed sleep, he convinces you to join him at the local strawberry festival.
John Price books you for a daith piercing to take care of his pesky migraines. He ends up flirting his way into your good graces.
Deep in the southern jungles of Urzikstan, Captain Price is sent to help with your extraction. On your way out of the makeshift Konni laboratory, you accidentally step on a trap, and Price volunteers to save your life.
You and your husband, John Price, enjoy your time at the MacTavish wedding, and after a few too many glasses of champagne, he convinces you to come out and smoke in his truck with him. Okay, maybe he convinces you to do way more than just smoke in his truck...
John Price has retired, and he has tried out a number of different jobs to keep his mind occupied. One of his favorite jobs so far has been working in the archives of a library, especially since there's a pretty little regular that has been haunting his thoughts.
Captain John Price has kept himself away from the public on purpose. He knows his condition makes him a danger to society. But, when he rescues a pretty Alpha from a kayaking accident in his fishing cove, his body betrays his gentle nature.
After a long tour of duty, John Price comes home with only one thing on his mind: you and those bright green panties. Even though you're sound asleep, he just can't stop himself.
Your people are starving, and your clan Alpha has asked you, their only remaining Omega, to give yourself up as a sacrifice to save them. So, you agree, and you are to be mated to one of the Alphas of Clan 141, praying that it is to any of them except Alpha Price. He is known to have a knot that is impossible to take, but when you finally meet him, you are not sure of what is possible anymore. Will you risk it all to be with him, even if his knot might kill you? One way to find out...
After teasing him for weeks, John Price has had enough of your bratty behavior. Now that he’s on leave, he’s ready to claim what’s rightfully his. He chases you through the woods to make sure you learn your lesson.
John Price has just spent the whole afternoon teaching his new recruit how to shoot, and after pining for her all day, he’s about ready to burst, just like a powder keg…
After serving in the SAS, John Price has decided to run for a seat in the House of Commons. You are one of his closest political advisors, helping him deal with a runoff election. The only problem? Your incurable crush on your giant, hot, bearded, future member of Parliament.
You drag your tight-laced bodyguard, John Price, out to the club. He gets a bit of a contact high from your molly, and lets you ride his thigh to the rhythm.
The Sin Eater [WIP]
Captain John Price is a loving husband, a dedicated soldier, and a good man. But, that’s not all he is. Underneath his controlled exterior lurks something dark, something hungry, and something wholly inhuman. You’re his only solace during his wrath, and only you can consume the sin from his shifts. He’s the love of your life, but at what cost?
Captain John Price, your gorgeous man, comes home frustrated from work, but you know just the way to distract him from all of his stress.
You and Price have a Merry Friends-mas dinner party and catch Ghost and Soap fucking in the greenhouse.
John Price goes down to his gunsmith's office with a bit of a problem... one that he caused. He can't wait to see her solve it.
Ursa Major [WIP]
Lumberjack John Price, retired British Army captain, owns and operates 5,000 acres of selective harvesting land for his logging company. Unfortunately, you work for an environmental firm as a consultant, and it’s your job to tell him he has to stop logging at once since his harvest is encroaching on rare bear habitats. But, something’s not quite right about the bears, or about these lumberjacks, and you’re determined to get to the bottom of it.
John Price is a notorious crime boss, but you don't know that. All you know is that a big, gorgeous man hit on you at work, and you were willing to follow him down the rabbit hole just to see where it would lead...
You are celebrating your first official pride since coming out, and you ask Captain Price to join you at the city's annual parade.