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John Price is chasing you through time and space, and every time he dies, he jumps to a new timeline where he hunts you down all over again. He promises you that he will be your protector, even after a hundred little deaths, you are still his one true love, his one true mission, and his one true purpose for every breath he takes. When he finally finds his happy ending, it makes his devotion to you even sweeter.
(This is my 100th COD fic!)
A Thief in the Night (Epilogue for "Guile & Guilt")
After a long, exhausting tour, Johnny MacTavish comes home to find a thief in his kitchen. The most bonnie lass in the whole wide world has gone and stolen his tee shirt.
John comes home from a rough meeting, and you comfort him in the best way you know how.
Your loving boyfriend, Johnny MacTavish, takes you for a ride on his motorcycle as his pretty little backpack. After spending the day buying you everything your heart desires, you decide to tease him, and he decides to teach you a lesson.
Your husband, John Price, has fallen into a pattern of behavior that seems to be moving him farther and farther away from you. But, you refuse to play second fiddle for long.
Your husband, John Price, has had strange cravings lately. Even more interesting have been his creative, bright ideas...
Captain John Price comes back to you after a long tour as a changed man.
After breaking up before his last tour, John Price spent six months dreaming of having you back. When he sees you on a date with another man, he decides enough is enough. You need to come back home. Now.
Captain Price punishes you for putting your life at risk on your mission together.
You have been a very bad girl, and your husband, John Price, comes home to teach you a lesson with his thick, leather belt.
After being shot in the leg, Captain Price is put on strict bed rest by his medic: you. When he threatens to break your orders, you decide to use your rank against him.
Your husband of many years, John Price, has been keeping your secret: you love it when he plays doctor, giving you a happy little pill that makes you really sleepy, really fast. The best part is that you never know how you’ll be woken up. But, when he suggests that you can still play together even while he’s in the middle of hosting game night with his mates, you decide to trust in the fact that the doctor really does know best.
You and Kyle decide to switch phones to see how many messages you get on a dating app. When he realizes he's punching up, he offers you everything from spa dates to handbags to try and win over your favor, lest you think you could do better somewhere else.
Going Home (Spin-Off for "Gunslinger")
Gaz and Nova go home to his house for their leave from the 141, and after she makes a wager, he cashes in on her bet. Then, he ends up falling for her harder than he expected. Can he tame his independent woman, or is she too much of a free spirit?
They say that good fences make good neighbors, but when you share an apartment balcony with a handsome, kind, and single British SAS captain, you start to wonder if a fence is going to be enough to keep you away.
This is a smutty epilogue to my Fluffuary 2024 fic, "Good Fences". It can be read as a standalone.
Captain John Price is having dreams. He can feel a powerful Force user somewhere out in the black emptiness of space, but it is not until he is confronted with her signature that he understands her true abilities as well as his own.
Deep into the compound, Konig stayed on the heels of his pretty little corporal. Finding the paracord in his vest pocket, he pulled out a long spool and clutched it in his fist. He just needed time to explain. She needed to hear him out. She would understand why he could not let her be hurt. She was too precious. Too important. He would make her see the truth, one way or another.
When you agreed to come over to John Prices house for drinks, you had no idea it would escalate so damn swiftly.
On the hunt for Vladimir Makarov, Konig takes out an Ultranationalist compound. But, when he loots the building, there is a hot girl with memory loss trapped in a box. His savior complex kicks in, and she takes over his entire world. Will she survive him? Will he survive her?
Your best friend has warned you to stay far, far away from her younger brother — infamous party boy, Sergeant Johnny MacTavish. However, when she asks you to be her maid of honor in her wedding, you and Johnny end up closer than you ever expected.
You worked as a safehouse manager for the 141, hired by the infamous Captain John "Bravo Six" Price, the most feared soldier in the modern world. It had been months since you had seen him, but now he was asking you to open your house for him and his men. Somehow, this time was different, and you knew he needed your help.
John Price takes you with him to finish his tattoo, and he buys you a tongue ring.
Captain Price is on deployment and, when he calls you late at night, he just cannot help himself.
John Price has been trying to convince you to make him a father, and you finally grant his wish.
Captain John Price has a medal ceremony and you help him get ready for his big event.
In the middle of the night, you and Captain Price decide to play a little game of cat and mouse. When he gets caught, you edge him within an inch of his life. But, as soon as he is free, he wants his revenge.
John Price is absolutely fed up with the bad sex he has to listen to next door. His neighbor is way too hot to be subjected to sex that terrible, so he decides to take matters into his own hands.
John Price takes you out on your first date since you brought your baby home, and you need help milking your full, swollen breasts.
While you sleep, Captain John Price explores your body, waking you up to demand your submission to his hot desire.
Captain Price has decided to chase you down and get his revenge after you withheld his orgasm from him. He hunts you through the base, and once he finds you, he is ready to remind you who is actually in charge around here.
Separated from the rest of your team, you and Captain Price head for cover from an incoming blizzard in an abandoned shack. The catch? There is only one bed...
John Price buys you a remote-controlled dildo and tortures you with it as you cook dinner.
After agreeing to let him use you whenever he wants, Captain Price fucks you freely while you are studying, making you read your chapter out loud.
You dutifully cock warm Captain Price while he is on a Skype call with Laswell.
You get assaulted by a Tinder date in the alley by your apartment. But, you are saved by an enormous, rabid beast. (Un)Fortunately for you, you discover that it is actually your hot neighbor, Captain John Price, and all he wants is your submission. A comedy of (t)errors!
Captain John Price is putting you through the ropes as his new recruit. He takes you out for a field test to see how long you can evade capture. When he finally gets his hands on you, you realize you are in for a lot more than just a training session.
Working late in the office, you overhear Captain Price listening to some very not safe for work movies, so you interrupt him.
You are going through survival training with the 141 as their new trainee. Two things are true: Tents are not as private as they seem, and Captain Price does not give a shit.
Captain Price has been begging to get you alone, and when he finally does, he makes you get yourself off on his thick thigh.
Captain Price opens a package, thinking it is intel, but it is a sex pollen. The only cure? Your pussy, apparently.
Captain Price wants to eat your pussy, and he is not letting a little blood stand in his way.
You were just trying to get the house ready for a Halloween party, but you got trapped when you were trying to pull down boxes from the attic. The ever-helpful John Price comes to your rescue…eventually.
Price fucks you in your tent and his soldiers gather around to watch. However, from an outsider perspective, you look like you are being used. So, the 141 come to your rescue... and then they come on your face!
Prices huge, hulking body rose up out of the hot tub, steaming and pink, and he dove into the cool water of the pool in nothing but his black boxer-briefs, his heavy cock and balls hanging in the wet fabric. He swam right up next to you, stalking you like a shark, getting himself between you and Johnny.
Captain Price teaches you how to wrestle, and when he gets you in a chokehold, you get more than you bargained for.
John Price convinces you to try using a butt plug for the first time, letting you use him for practice. It has definitely awakened something in you, and you are ready for more...
Captain John Price is king of the Seven Seas, and after he saves your life, you owe him a debt. His fee? To take you as his wife.
Injured in the line of duty, you cannot even manage to wash your own hair. Captain John Price decides to help you out.
Captain Price is stuck in a run-down safe house with you and the team. With the rest of the task force in the adjoining room, you jack off together, watching each other quietly find ecstasy in the dark.
You meet John at a key party, but little do you know, he is not leaving things up to chance.
You and Alejandro sneak away to a cave system on your hike while you are on leave in Monterrey, and you do some exploring of your own...
Johnny paused his efforts, digging around in Simons nightstand, finding his stache. The little white box of menthol cigarettes seemed to taunt him, laughing at his pitiful need. Then, like some sort of fiend, Johnny held the half-used pack to his nose and let his hips grind into the bed once more.
John Price works as a shipping foreman down at the docks, and he is a regular at your bar. He gets hurt at work, and you use your first aid kit to help him out.
You and Gaz had been assigned to stake out one of Makarovs safe houses, tracking any movement in and any movement out. However, with the city under a sudden quarantine, your two day stint had turned into two weeks, and you and the sergeant had grown closer and closer.
It has been nearly ten years since John Price had even heard a whisper of your name, but ever since you left him a memento on his desk, he knows you are back. So, he sets out to find you.
Captain Price notices you, his newest recruit, are a little shy and reserved. He partners up with you and tries to get you to come out of your shell...
You invited your brother, Kyle, to come and watch your performance as Odette in Swan Lake. He makes it to the theatre, but he brings his friends. That is when you fall head over heels for Simon Riley.
Hades!John Price discovers a Reader!Persephone in her flower grove and decides to steal her down to the Underworld to take her as his queen.
After a long mission, you are slowly making your way back to England, hitching rides with local extraction teams to avoid Russian detection. Somewhere in the Mediterranean, you and the 141 make camp on an island beach and discover an old bottle of rum. Once the sun sets, the rum goes straight to your head, and you and your captain get tangled up in a hammock.
Your husband, Alex Keller, finally makes good use of his time off and takes you on your dream vacation. Little do you know that he has darker motives…
Price gets bored during a meeting and hits play on one of your videos. Little does he know, it was a sex tape, and the whole task force just heard your moans.
You are fiercely independent, and no one has ever been able to make you give up the absolute stranglehold you have over the control of your own life. However, you may have met your match when it comes to John Price.
John Price is an avid motorcycle enthusiast. After putting ten thousand miles on his Triumph, he drives it into your shop for service, and he has to decide if your mechanic skills are the only thing he wants from you.
After the war, you and John need some rest. So, as soon as you get some much-needed sleep, he convinces you to join him at the local strawberry festival.
John Price books you for a daith piercing to take care of his pesky migraines. He ends up flirting his way into your good graces.
Deep in the southern jungles of Urzikstan, Captain Price is sent to help with your extraction. On your way out of the makeshift Konni laboratory, you accidentally step on a trap, and Price volunteers to save your life.
Soap gave Ghost an advent calendar this year. Every day was a new surprise - socks, hard cheese, the usual. Everything was normal until Christmas Eve rolled around and Ghost opened the last box to find it empty. He calls up the muppet to chastise him for his mistake, only to hear the phone ringing outside of his door.
You and your husband, John Price, enjoy your time at the MacTavish wedding, and after a few too many glasses of champagne, he convinces you to come out and smoke in his truck with him. Okay, maybe he convinces you to do way more than just smoke in his truck...
John Price has retired, and he has tried out a number of different jobs to keep his mind occupied. One of his favorite jobs so far has been working in the archives of a library, especially since there's a pretty little regular that has been haunting his thoughts.
The 141 find themselves stranded during a blistering snow storm in rural Nebraska. You are the safe house manager, and you try your best to keep them entertained while they wait out the weather with a little game of poker.
A tall, foreign stranger comes to town with his masked crew of bandits. They rob the train station and the bank, but the big one… he has his sights set on a different sort of prize: you.
Cleaning the pole in the firehouse was hard work, but someone had to do it. But, when your harness broke and you were left dangling there, free to use for a firehouse full of men... you were in charge of cleaning a lot more poles than you bargained for.
Captain John Price has kept himself away from the public on purpose. He knows his condition makes him a danger to society. But, when he rescues a pretty Alpha from a kayaking accident in his fishing cove, his body betrays his gentle nature.
You are celebrating your first July 4th with Alex and his friends at your brothers lake house. Seeing the booming fireworks, eating hotdogs, and drinking out of those red solo cups - just like the movies - has been so much fun. But, you and Alex get a little carried away in the pool house.
Your first porno shoot does not go exactly to plan. Your co-star, Johnny "Dangerous" MacTavish, sets his sights on you and makes you his personal project.
Sergeant Major Rodolfo Parra finds himself in the middle of the Caatinga forest of Brazil, looking for a stolen weapons cache. When he comes across a beautiful hitch-hiker wandering alone in the middle of the night, he gets a little more from the village than he wants to.
After a long tour of duty, John Price comes home with only one thing on his mind: you and those bright green panties. Even though you are sound asleep, he just cannot stop himself.
Mace has been injured on his latest mission. With nowhere to turn, he goes back to your house to see you and his little girl. He does his best to convince you to build a life with him again, especially if it means adding another baby into the mix.
Alex Keller convinces you to come home with him, and you practice some big moves together.
You and Kyle had a pact. Ever since you were teenagers, you pinky promised that if you were still virgins by the time you turned 21, you would do it together. He had gone off to war and lost his virginity immediately, but when he comes back to help his mum for the holiday, he learns that you still have yours, and you are way past your deadline.
Your people are starving, and your clan Alpha has asked you, their only remaining Omega, to give yourself up as a sacrifice to save them. So, you agree, and you are to be mated to one of the Alphas of Clan 141, praying that it is to any of them except Alpha Price. He is known to have a knot that is impossible to take, but when you finally meet him, you are not sure of what is possible anymore. Will you risk it all to be with him, even if his knot might kill you? One way to find out...
After teasing him for weeks, John Price has had enough of your bratty behavior. Now that he is on leave, he is ready to claim what is rightfully his. He chases you through the woods to make sure you learn your lesson.
John Price has just spent the whole afternoon teaching his new recruit how to shoot, and after pining for her all day, he is about ready to burst, just like a powder keg…
Johnny thought he would leave his pretty black leather collar at home when he went into the field last month. When he walked into the door tonight, he saw his collar and leash hanging in the window, dangling like a shining medal, and he knew he was in for a true punishment.
After serving in the SAS, John Price has decided to run for a seat in the House of Commons. You are one of his closest political advisors, helping him deal with a runoff election. The only problem? Your incurable crush on your giant, hot, bearded, future member of Parliament.
You drag your tight-laced bodyguard, John Price, out to the club. He gets a bit of a contact high from your molly, and lets you ride his thigh to the rhythm.
The intel Ghost gathered about the latest op was bad, very bad. Now, because of one simple mistake, Soap and Ghost have to hide together, injured and desperate in a shelter until their rescue party arrives.
The Sin Eater [WIP]
Captain John Price is a loving husband, a dedicated soldier, and a good man. But, that is not all he is. Underneath his controlled exterior lurks something dark, something hungry, and something wholly inhuman. You are his only solace during his wrath, and only you can consume the sin from his shifts. He is the love of your life, but at what cost?
Simon gets quiet sometimes, withdrawing into himself when the world gets to be too much. But, you need his touch - badly. You find comfort within each other in just the right way.
Captain John Price, your gorgeous man, comes home frustrated from work, but you know just the way to distract him from all of his stress.
Desperate to be a mom, you make an appointment to go talk to a doctor. It has been hard to date when you are a member of a secret task force, but IVF is going to be so expensive. When your captain finds out, he makes sure the team has got your back. They make it their mission to put a baby in you, no matter what.
Task Force 141 asks you to be the bait for a secret assignment. So, they make you audition for the role. You end up getting gangbanged by the whole team and loving it.
You and Price have a Merry Friends-mas dinner party and catch Ghost and Soap fucking in the greenhouse.
John Price goes down to his gunsmiths office with a bit of a problem... one that he caused. He cannot wait to see her solve it.
Your wonderful man, Simon Riley, has his heart set on a sweater for Christmas. So, you drag him to the yarn shop to make him squish the skeins.
Ursa Major [WIP]
Lumberjack John Price, retired British Army captain, owns and operates 5,000 acres of selective harvesting land for his logging company. Unfortunately, you work for an environmental firm as a consultant, and it is your job to tell him he has to stop logging at once since his harvest is encroaching on rare bear habitats. But, something is not quite right about the bears, or about these lumberjacks, and you are determined to get to the bottom of it.
John Price is a notorious crime boss, but you do not know that. All you know is that a big, gorgeous man hit on you at work, and you were willing to follow him down the rabbit hole just to see where it would lead...
You are celebrating your first official pride since coming out, and you ask Captain Price to join you at the citys annual parade.